Every time someone finds out I live in Michigan they always text back "TYLER OAKLEY!". Like no there's more in MI than Tyler Oakley and how would u like it if I stereotyped you by where you lived or shouted out the first thing that came to my mind like:
Alabama: HOWDY
Alaska: PENGUINS
Arizona: DESERT
Arkansas: HOT
California: BEACHES/ WEST COAST
Colorado: MOUNTAINS IG
Connecticut: CONNECT-I-CUT
Delaware: BABY STATE AWW
Florida: THE OCEAN OMG
Georgia: SAVANNAH
Hawaii: HULA BITCHES
Idaho: POTATOES
Illinois: CHICAGO
Indiana: IDK INDIANS
Iowa: BORING
Kansas: WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE
Kentucky: COWBOYS
Louisiana: SWAMPS AF
Maine: EAST COAST BITCHES
Maryland: DC HELL YEAH
Massachusetts: CAN'T SPELL LOLOLOLOL
Michigan: MITTENS
Minnesota: MINNIE SODA
Mississippi: CROCODILES
Missouri: IS IT NORTH OR SOUTH IDEK
Montana: HANNAH "I GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS"
Nebraska: WHAT IS EVEN THERE
Nevada: VEGASSSS
New Hampshire: ????
New Jersey: REMINDS ME OF SPORTS LMAO
New Mexico: OLAY!
New York: NEW YOOOORRRRKKKK
North Carolina: TOP CAROLINA
North Dakota: TOP DAKOTA
Ohio: HILLBILLIES
Oklahoma: IT LOOKS LIKE A POT
Oregon: IDEK TBH
Pennsylvania: NEW YORK'S NEIGHBOR
Rhode Island: TEENY TINY
South Carolina: BOTTOM CAROLINA
South Dakota: BOTTOM DAKOTA
Tennessee: FARMLAND
Texas: SANDY CHEEKS
Utah: HORSES AND SHIT
Vermont: THE ONE NEXT TO NEW HAMP???
Virginia: VAGINA TBH
Washington: GEORGE IS MY MAIN MAN
West Virginia: WEST VAGINA
Wisconsin: CHEESE
Wyoming: WHY HOMIE
England: ONE DIRECTION OMFG
Australia: 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER BAES OMFG YES YES YES
Germany: HITLER
France: FRENCH FRIES
Italy: NUDES LOL
Canada: AY
Mexico: TACOS
Greece: CONEY ISLAND FOOD OMG
Africa: BLACK PPL
India: CULTURE GOALS AF
China: CHING CHANG CHONG
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